Alsager's nearest ear clinic is on the Crewe side

Living between two towns has its perks, but it makes small health decisions oddly complicated: Crewe or Stoke? For ear wax, we'd argue the case for Crewe is straightforward. The run out of Alsager on the B5077 past Radway Green towards the A5011 and into Crewe is one most residents know well, and it puts you at our door in roughly a quarter of an hour, with none of the city traffic you'd meet heading the other way.

The bigger reason is what's waiting at the end of the drive. Crewe Pharmacy is a GPhC-registered pharmacy premises — registration 1029608, on display and checkable — and the ear wax service is pharmacist-led rather than franchised out. You'll know the price before you leave Alsager: £50 for one ear, £70 for both, never a penny more on the day. Both ears are examined at every appointment as standard, and if we look in and find healthy, clear canals, we say so and don't charge you for a removal that never happened. That no-wax honesty is the whole reason people come back.

The method is microsuction — the water-free technique used in ENT departments — so nothing is flushed into the ear, and hearing aid wearers can pop their aids straight back in. Appointments run about twenty minutes and are usually available within the same week, six days a week. No GP referral, no waiting list, no mystery pricing. Just book, drive over, and hear Alsager properly again on the way home.